- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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