Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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