- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

i saw amango it splootered

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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