- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

A blind man walks into a library.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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