- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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