- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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