What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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