What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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