- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what is red white and blue? the french flag

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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