Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Atheism

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Whats two plus two Four!

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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