dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Refridgerator.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

justin beiber sucks

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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