why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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