Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

snowglobe

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

An Asian with a big dick.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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