How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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