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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Suck pussy

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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