- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

A women left the kitchen.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What do I hate? people

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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