An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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i saw amango it splootered

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Emily Walker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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