- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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