Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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