roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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