Stop Iran! We need the money.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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