justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

womens rights

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Fat? Jesse Z

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Anti Joke

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