- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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