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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

White men's rights

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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