- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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