- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

i saw amango it splootered

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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