- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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