- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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