- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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