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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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