whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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