- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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