What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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