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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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