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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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