- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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