- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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