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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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