If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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