- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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