why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

knock knock? come in

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

I have a really funny joke.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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