What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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