Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Anti Joke

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