If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Gay rights.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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