- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

an emo girl walked into a white room

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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