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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Knock Knock No solicitors

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

HELLO EVERYONE

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

guess what what ...

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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