- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do you call an amazing person Good

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Yes

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

I? Everett

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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