- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

bite me

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

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