What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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#Getweird

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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