- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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