Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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