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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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