- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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