Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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My cat just died.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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