What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Gay rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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