- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??