- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

i am a dino. RAWR.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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