- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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