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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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