A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

You are joking right?

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Badabing.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

12/23/2012

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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