what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Anti Joke

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