- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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