Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Knock, knock. Come in.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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