- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A penis walks into a bar..

. . I am a whale

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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