- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

A man goes to the potty.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

How about that airline food?

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