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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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