What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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