- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

All of these jokes are about white people

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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