How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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How you know when dislextic

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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