Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Refridgerator.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

justin beiber sucks

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Jebron Lames.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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