Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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I asked her where you were.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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