Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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