- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

If you're happy and you know it get a life

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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