Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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