- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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