- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

No your aunties a joke

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

My spelling is horrible

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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