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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why? Because.

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