- Anti Joke

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Women.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

quantum physics?

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.