- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Why do fat people commit suicide

What's long and black? A long and black object.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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