Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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