Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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