- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Paper or plastic? Yes...

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Eric is gay Ha

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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